Going Dark: this piece is asterisked

THIS PERFORMANCE SELLS OUT EVERY YEAR. BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY.

The Menu (some people call it a program, but pshaw… we’re cooler than that) contains a list of 30 play titles, and above the stage there is a clothesline with the numbers 1 – 30. Coincidence? No, it’s not. It’s planned. We also purposely put a dark room timer with 60 minutes up there somewhere, too. These things don’t just happen by themselves.

The performance will begin! You will be excited! You will be involved! At the start, we will turn on the dark room timer, which will tic-tic down to 0:00. In those 60 minutes we will attempt to perform all thirty of those plays you see there on your menu.

Tickets at the door are sold for between $1 and $6 depending on fate (and a roll of the die). If you wish to guarantee a ticket, you must purchase in advance for $10 through our ticket site.